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Omaha church pays people to attend

Interesting concept…. MORE FROM KETV

At least it’s not a pay-for-pray scheme…

A west Omaha church took an unusual step Sunday, looking for an outside perspective.

The Covenant Presbyterian Church paid eight people $25 a piece to attend Sunday’s service and take a survey.

Peg West was one of the volunteers.”I was just beside myself. I thought what church would pay you to come and do an assessment. And I thought, well, I’m retired, I need a little money, I’ll do it — so I called,” said West

Some facts about Friday the 13th

MSNBC and LiveScience offer up some fun facts about the unluckiest of days…. today.

Five facts about Friday the 13th

If Friday the 13th is unlucky, then 2009 is an unusually unlucky year. This week’s Friday the 13th is one of three to endure this year.

The first came last month. The next is in November. Such a rare triple-threat occurs only once every 11 years.

The origin of the link between bad luck and Friday the 13th is murky. The whole thing might date to Biblical times (the 13th guest at the Last Supper betrayed Jesus). By the Middle Ages, both Friday and 13 were considered bearers of bad fortune. In modern times, the superstition permeates society.

Here are five of our favorite Friday-the-13th facts:

1. Fear of Friday the 13th — one of the most popular myths in science — is called paraskavedekatriaphobia as well as friggatriskaidekaphobia. Triskaidekaphobia is fear of the number 13.

2. Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor and some airline terminals omit Gate 13.

3. President Franklin D. Roosevelt would not travel on the 13th day of any month and would never host 13 guests at a meal. Napoleon and President Herbert Hoover were also triskaidekaphobic, with an abnormal fear of the number 13.

4. Mark Twain once was the 13th guest at a dinner party. A friend warned him not to go. “It was bad luck,” Twain later told the friend. “They only had food for 12.” Superstitious diners in Paris can hire a quatorzieme, or professional 14th guest.

5. The number 13 suffers from its position after 12, according to numerologists who consider the latter to be a complete number — 12 months in a year, 12 signs of the zodiac, 12 gods of Olympus, 12 labors of Hercules, 12 tribes of Israel, 12 apostles of Jesus, 12 days of Christmas and 12 eggs in a dozen.

The mother of all smart phones

As many of you know, I am totally addicted to my BlackBerry (or: CrackBerry).

There’s a new model out, and I have a bad case of the wants.

WASHINGTON (CNN) – It’s likely to be the most exclusive e-mail list in the world: Just who will rate access to the presidential BlackBerry?

“The president has a BlackBerry,” White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Thursday, clearing up weeks of speculation about whether President Obama would be able to hold on to a cherished method of communicating.

The decision to allow Obama to carry a smartphone is “a compromise that allows him to stay in touch with senior staff and a small group of personal friends,” Gibbs told the media in his first press conference since inauguration.

“Use will be limited and the security is enhanced to ensure his ability to communicate but to do so effectively,” Gibbs also said. “And to do so in a way that is protected.”

Gibbs said the 44th president’s e-mail traffic will – with some exceptions – be preserved for historical purposes.

“The presumption regarding those e-mails is that they’re all be subject to the Presidential Records Act,” said Gibbs, who added there are “some narrow exemptions” in the law for “strictly personal communications.”

The press secretary refused to provide any more details about the new president’s use of his new PDA, already being referred to as the “BarackBerry.”

Although Gibbs specifically mentioned the BlackBerry, Obama’s device is reportedly a Sectera Edge, a model from General Dynamics that is capable of encrypting top secret voice conversations and classified documents.

My birthday is coming up… Just saying, that’s all.

One month to go

With the presidential election now one month away, I’m sure some of you still aren’t sure what you’re going to do.

That’s OK, we’re here to help.

First, check out this political test to determine where you fall on the political spectrum.

Second, no matter where you land or who you support, vote. It’s important.

For Your Dining Pleasure

We offer up the following SPAM-tastic recipes from the recent John C. Fremont Days SPAM cooking contest (H/T Fremont Tribune).

WINNER: Spyros (SPAM gyros)

RUNNER UP: SPAM pasta rolls

THIRD PLACE: Spiche (SPAM quiche)

Other recipes:

Sloppy SPAMwich

Dutch Pizza

SPAM loaf

Mini-SPAM pot pies

Turkey SPAM cakes

SPAM on a stick

SPAM-ka-Bobs

Tropical SPAM salad

SPAM pizza burgers

Aloha SPAM

SPAM cigars

And my personal favorite based on the name alone…

Bacon-Flavored Frito Chili Cheese Burger

There you go! Plenty of Fremont-flavored recipes to enjoy over the summer.

I’ll be sure to share these with the food service folk…