Three words: Goodwill sweater shopping

My friend Jeff and his pal have an ugly Christmas sweater party every  year. He takes great pleasure finding the most hideous knitted calamity on eBay.

You don’t have time, but I bet the local Goodwill and thrift shops can accommodate your ugly attire needs.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Dance
TONIGHT! 9-11PM
Featuring D.J. Chris Knutson

2nd Floor Student Center

Please bring 2 cans (preferably easy pull tabs) OR
$1.00 for entrance.
Cans and money collected will be going to campfire USA

Sponsored by Phi Omega Sorority

EDITED TO ADD: OK, while looking for an ugly sweater picture, I was blown away by the number of online stores specializing in ugly Christmas sweaters. Talk about a hard business plan to sell.

Tri Phi fundraiser

A heads up from the Tri Phi sorority:

My group at Midland Lutheran College, Tri Phi Sorority, is currently running a fundraiser, and I was hoping that you could help me out.
The fundraiser that we are running is a magazine fundraiser, so I was hoping that you could buy or renew a magazine subscription to support our group.
It’s simple, and all of the magazines are at a great discount – and you’ll be helping to support my group here on campus. And it’s so easy – you just pick from the most popular titles, and you can buy online using a credit card – or you can email me to pay by check.
Please help support Tri Phi Sorority – we would really appreciate it.
To help us, here’s what you need to do:
1. http://www.campusfundraiser.com/grouphome/support_group.asp?fr=101453&s=310941
2.  Select one or more magazines at great discounts
3.  Ask your friends to help us out too… the more help the better!
Thanks in advance for your support!
You do not have to worry about your personal information being taken from this site.

If you want to purchase one PLEASE do so by DECEMBER 2nd!!!!! We are so close to our goal and every magazine counts!!! Thank you so much for your support!!
Lexi Laursen
President of Tri Phi